WTF a drive-by in boondock New York?

September 24, 2009 at 7:08 pm (1)

Ok so I was sleeping peacefully in my new king size bed, sorry if you’re sick of hearing about my awesome bed, I understand you are jealous no biggie! ūüėȬ†, and all of a sudden I hear “POP,¬†TING, POP, TING, POP, TING” I jumped up and started freaking out thinking someone was¬†trying to bust a cap in my only underwear wearing ass! Mel promptly woke up and said:

“Do you remember what you were complaining about this¬†morning?”

“Me COMPLAIN? I think you¬†are thinking of someone¬†else”

“OK, so what is scattered all over our driveway and has been wreaking havoc on the roofs of our cars all summer?”

“OOOOHHH”¬†my mental breakthrough ensued, and I realized we were indeed not being shot-up by Pablo and his SA’s!¬†

Please look at the following photos to show why I almost had a heart attack and started seeing my life flash before my eyes (I may be exaggerating, but you get it)

driveway

driveway2

driveway3

EFFING ACORNS!! All over the place, when I pull in my driveway it sounds like all four of my tires are simultaneously popping! So that was a little of my night time debauchery!

**Update**My blog makeover will be happening soon, Faith is working on a design for this fine writing establishment known as me SurvivingLifeDaily!! If you stop by and for some reason some naughtiness is afoot that is whats going on!!

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WE HAVE A WINNER!!

July 15, 2009 at 10:59 am (1, GIVEAWAYS!)

I tried desperatley to figure out the online random picking thing, but I was too tired or something. Sooo M. and I picked numbers out of a bowl! And the winner of both books is:

John Deere Mom!!! Please email me your address at NE2NYIN3DYS at AOL dot com!! If I don’t hear from you by the end of the day I will contact you!! Congrats!!

Stick around everyone because there will be lots more giveaways too come!

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